NEW HAPPYROBOT VERSION 9.0!
it's the best happyrobot ever!

CHECK OUT VERSION 9.0 - IT HAS NOTHING NEW EXCEPT YOU CAN LOOK AT EVERYTHING AT THE SAME TIME!
hi boys and girls. here at happyrobot-usa, we strive to keep our product fresh, stylish, and up-to-date. so, when someone suggested the idea of updating the robot, i of course jumped at the opportunity.
the single biggest change you will notice will be what we call the "MENU". much like a menu in a restaurant, this page will be your guide to delectable treats and filling entrees. the menu has been redesigned to fit onto a single page, which we hope will make your time at our robot even more fulfilling.

check below for a list of some of the new or modified features on happyrobot. and please let us know how the new menu works for you!

we also realize that in this post-dot-com-apocalyptic society we live in, that a website's veiwers are their most valuable resource. and we want to take this time to say, "thanks". thanks for being a loyal fan, thanks for your continued support.
thanks for everything.



new content on the robot...

Adventures in Dating
our pal "T.A." goes on lots of blind dates, and they all seem to be screwy. this is her story.

Edge Dweller
nate's documenting of his beyond description brother, Garth

happyrobot mobile
get your 2 Sentence Movie Review fix via your web-enabled cell phone

happyrobot radio
new stuff being added every dang day. this week was all curtis mayfield and pinback

and lot's of other stuff that is redesigned and updated (check out the staff section for instance)




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