A pirate has stolen "yer faxing machine". You will most likely find it hidden:
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In Cap'n Buckles' new floating home office
(11)
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Behind yer water cooler
(3)
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Under yer sink
(1)
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For his next trick, 'David Blaine:'
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'Going Away'
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'Frozen in Retardation'
(10)
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'Trapped in Amber'
(2)
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does your mother know you are going out dressed like that?
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no
(14)
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yes
(12)
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happyrobot is
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all about pudding
(11)
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all about the ladies
(3)
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all about the kids
(0)
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worst thing about Halloween
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egg throwing teens
(7)
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candy stomach aches
(5)
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dad having to go with you
(5)
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instead of voting for Al or George, I'd rather
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shoot a man in reno
(17)
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eat my own leg
(10)
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pull my fingernails out with pliers
(7)
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who would you rather make out with?
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Al Gore
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George W Bush
(13)
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north
(26)
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south
(21)
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east coast
(13)
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west coast
(6)
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most anticipated fall movie
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Not without my bongos
(115)
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Spooky Towne USA
(5)
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Teen Love Story #3771
(1)
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my favorite NYC subway stop
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the really hot one that smells like pee
(9)
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the really hot one that smells like poo
(7)
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Mountain Dew
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Made of Pee-Pee
(10)
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Made of People
(3)
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Nectar of the Gods
(3)
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Funniest Mutant Animals of the Future
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John Lawton's Sister
(23)
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Time Bending House Cat
(7)
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Flame Throwing Cockroach
(7)
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Please describe your level of education
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Dumb enough to do the same thing twice
(10)
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Dumb enough to do the same thing twice
(5)
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Not dumb enough to do the same thing twice
(4)
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if i was in a boy band, i would be the
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tough guy
(11)
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weaselly greasy guy
(6)
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pale sickly guy
(6)
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Secretly, I love them more
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mom
(11)
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dad
(6)
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If I worked at a rodeo, I would be
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A showgirl
(8)
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The radio commentator from WBRN, barn-raisin’ hits all day and all night
(6)
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The pimply-faced ticket taker
(4)
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Better kickline
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Wake County Senior Trotters
(9)
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Tarantulas
(4)
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Kangaroos
(1)
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I get my phone messages from
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Jeeves the treemonkey
(10)
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voicemail
(10)
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an actual answering machine
(1)
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To me, evil is
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A warm hand in the wrong place
(14)
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Comedies that name fat men 'Tiny'
(10)
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An old man’s jiggly jowls
(2)
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Teen movies are so popular right now because
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When girl with glasses take off glasses, suddenly she get so pretty!
(12)
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I learn how to socially enteract with people too young and hot for me
(2)
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I like to see what my favorite actors from Teen People are up to
(1)
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My friends know my style, ‘cause I’m all about the
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Pirate Walk, arrgghhh!
(15)
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Oak Tree
(3)
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Cabbage Patch
(1)
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Summertime - it makes me want to
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Take my clothes off
(16)
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Put more clothes on
(4)
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Help! I’ve got ants in my
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Tiny Steamship
(43)
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pants
(41)
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George Lucas
(13)
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the spanking machine
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fun and games
(72)
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pain and terror
(69)
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things i wish i hadn't done
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getting a roommate that had ferrets
(6)
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taking that girl to the prom
(5)
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almost hitting my brother with a flower pot once
(1)
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my favorite ice cream from the ice cream truck
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fat man frolic
(7)
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clammy clam
(6)
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stupid metallica jerks and chips
(6)
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Scarier Ocean Creatures
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Uncle Bob Pretending to be a shark
(11)
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Sneaky Jelly Fish
(10)
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Pinching Crabs
(1)
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Without Chewbacca and Han Solo, Star Wars would of been stupid
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True
(17)
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False
(5)
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My mom DID NOT take me to see one of these movies
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Breakin'
(13)
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Cannonball Run part 2
(4)
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Flash Gordon
(1)
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Actually, my mom did take me and my brother Eric to see Breakin', as well as Flash Gordon. She did not take me to see Cannonball Run, though. Me & George went to that. |
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Happy ____________
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Is that your hand on my ass?
(7)
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Easter
(7)
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Keester
(6)
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When Historians look back at the year 2000, what phrase will best describe it?
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Jammin Jamz
(14)
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Jammin Hits
(7)
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Jammin Oldies
(1)
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Don't Mess with
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Dan Turek
(16)
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Flame throwers
(14)
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Texas
(6)
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the subtitle for Election 2000 should be
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Election 2000 : Suck it
(11)
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Election 2000 : White guys doing stuff
(8)
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Election 2000 : You would beat us up in school
(4)
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i'd like all these "boy groups" better if
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they were made of waffles
(14)
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they were on fire
(5)
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they were all really fat
(3)
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I think we need
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more bacon flavored products
(13)
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less bacon flavored products
(6)
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Weatherman make me feel
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Superhero
(8)
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Angry
(7)
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Wet
(5)
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SHIT OR GO BLIND?
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Shit
(15)
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Go Blind
(0)
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Hottest Animal Butt:
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Deer
(14)
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Koala
(7)
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put up or shut up?
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Put up
(22)
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Shut up
(4)
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The cutest religion?
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Buddhism
(16)
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Judaism
(5)
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Christianity
(1)
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Which side effect of Propecia are you most likely to get?
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Plain ol’ diarreaha
(10)
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Migranes and heart palpitations
(7)
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Damn freaky shakes
(3)
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The best protection is:
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A poison frog that curses
(11)
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An invisible rotweiler
(6)
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A ninja bodyguard
(6)
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the biggest disappointment in the year 2000 is
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no flying cars
(8)
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no robot war
(8)
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very little shiny silver clothing
(5)
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2001: A Space Odyssey
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not enough monkeys
(14)
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too many
(8)
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Jan 1
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Nude Years
(18)
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New Years
(4)
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