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 these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
»eve
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails


Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
»thewillhelm
FLASH FTW!


Jeebus.
»cromulent
FLASH FTW!


Well, that's good timing on Put This On's behalf, for both of us.
»stu
Just in case you just bought new shoes


lalalalala not listening lalalalala
»sunshine jen
Princess Leia: Galatic Old Folks Home


Have done it–-it's nice when you mix it with rum.
»j
Homemade Ginger Beer


Krik Douglas on the set of The Juggalo
»3pk
Oh, beautiful


Hey I'm hungry can you please send money for me to eat
»jason
Lab Tech Found Drunk, Partially Nude, With Monkeys


"Autocorrect ruins Jerry's relationship."

brills!
»matty j
What if Seinfeld was still on the air?


Nice. Last year I went as Business Cat, but it was a pretty basic costume, especially compared to these guys.
»stu
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July.07.2010 : Wednesday
 Sex Advice from Juggalos
"The best way to catch a ‘lo or a ‘lette's eye is to be yourself. We don't like players or liars. Be confident. Face paint helps, too.
Link: Big, fat, bald, retarded - it's all good with us.
» chris  · 08:56  ·  Share comments   
June.30.2010 : Wednesday
 Leviathan: When Men were Monkeys, and Whales were Bad Motherf*cking Ass
"Writing in the journal Nature, the scientists have dubbed the 12 million-year-old creature "Leviathan".

It is thought to have been more than 17m long, and might have engaged in fierce battles with other giant sea creatures from the time."
Link: Syfy has already commissioned the script.
» chris  · 21:28  ·  Share comments   
May.23.2010 : Sunday
 Lost Re-enacted by Cats in One Minute
"I used to be in a wheelchair. The Island saved me. I'm going to make sweet love to the Island."
Link: "After five years I've died and become an annoying cloud. Yep. That was worth it.
» chris  · 21:27  ·  Share comments   
September.14.2009 : Monday
 More Weird-Ass Aquatic Life
Giant Jellyfish. Wolverine Newt. And possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

"Finally, fishermen off the northern coast of France have found a large parasitic isopod (a relative of the louse) that has evolved a rather hideous method for survival in its host: it gets into the fish's mouth and then devours its tongue."
Link: The next time I feeze up on a date, I'm using the "A louse ate my tongue" excuse.
» chris  · 12:09  ·  Share comments [2] 
May.08.2009 : Friday
 Danzig Talks about his Book Collection
This seems to be a big hit on my facebook page, so I'm posting it here. I cannot recommend watching this video enough.
Link: "So anyway... Jesus killed the kid."
» chris  · 14:04  ·  Share comments   
April.06.2009 : Monday
 Crazy Weird OMFG!-type Stuff From the Deep
A collection of photos of really awesome, crazy-looking marine life. I love this.
Link: That first thing is creepy. And I want one.
» chris  · 15:18  ·  Share comments   


 Barry the Giant Sea Worm Discovered by Aquarium Staff
Aquarium staff have unearthed a 'giant sea' worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish. The 4ft long monster, named Barry, had launched a sustained attack on the reef in a display tank at Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium over recent months.
And I thought the Zombies would be the ones who bring it all down.
Link: Holy F–k, We're Doomed!
» chris  · 15:14  ·  Share comments   
February.10.2009 : Tuesday
 Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Sh!t that Doesn't F*cking Work
HEE!!!!!
Link: Just buy this shit.
» chris  · 16:46  ·  Share comments [1] 
December.08.2008 : Monday
 OJ Simpson – Rap Star
Simpson raps over a beat similar to "I'm Serious," a 1988 classic by Philadelphia rapper Steady B., that was produced by KRS One's Boogie Down Productions.

"All you player haters and you sucker MC's better get on your knees/and get some of the these/These nuts..." Simpson raps while surrounded by a harem of women.

Link: oh boy
» chris  · 13:08  ·  Share comments   
September.22.2008 : Monday
 Italian Spiderman
Italian Spiderman!
Link: Italian Spiderman!
» chris  · 22:57  ·  Share »Yodas 'n shit comments   
July.09.2008 : Wednesday
 J.J. Redick's Blog
Because we need a little more J.J. Redick.
Link: "Every man has a warrior within him, it's his choice whether or not to fight"
» chris  · 02:39  ·  Share comments   
07.07.2008 : Monday
 Origin of Some Muppets
Neat write-up detailing the origin stories of ten muppets.
Link: The first Kermit was made out of Henson's mom's coat and some ping pong balls.
» chris  · 17:49  ·  Share »Yodas 'n shit comments   


 Frosty Insides: Fridge Blog
For some reason I find this fascinating.
Link: U can't really tell from the fridge but she bumps mad 2 Pac and digs dudes with mustaches.
» chris  · 14:39  ·  Share comments [2] 
07.04.2008 : Friday
 Dead on the 4th of July: Jesse Helms
Jesse Helms. Dead. He was 86.
Link: Senator No no more
» chris  · 12:19  ·  Share comments [19] 
June.26.2008 : Thursday
 8 Forgotten Kids' Shows Sure to Give You Nightmares
These just keep getting creepier as you go along.

Be sure to check out "The Mysterious Stranger","Don't You Put It In your Mouth", and "Many Voices, Many Visions".
Link: Always ask someone you love before you put anything in your mouth.
» chris  · 13:00  ·  Share comments [3] 
06.06.2008 : Friday
 Dude Remixes Radiohead's "Nude" Using Old-ass Computer Shit
Based on the lyric (and alternate title) "Big Ideas: Don't get any" I grouped together a collection of old redundant hardware, and placed them in a situation where they're trying their best to do something that they're not exactly designed to do, and not quite getting there.
Fucking awesome. Even if you don't like Radiohead.
Link: Big Ideas: Don't Get Any
» chris  · 14:09  ·  Share »music comments [2] 
May.29.2008 : Thursday
 Monkeys Control Robot Arm with Their Thoughts
from Klutch.
Link: Holy shit. Monkeys controlling robots with their thoughts.
» chris  · 15:14  ·  Share »monkeys comments   
05.02.2008 : Friday
 Dropping Babies
Just like I said.
Link: Whee!
» chris  · 21:22  ·  Share comments   
December.04.2007 : Tuesday
 High School Student Finds Mummified Dinaosaur
A high school student hunting fossils in the badlands of his native North Dakota discovered an extremely rare mummified dinosaur that includes not just bones but also seldom seen fossilized soft tissue such as skin and muscles, scientists will announce today.

No word on whether or not it's being sent to the Creation Museum.

How fucking cool is that?

(Stolen from LPTJ.)
Link: When you actually look at the detail of the skin, the scales themselves are three dimensional. . . . The arm is breathtaking.
» chris  · 08:05  ·  Share »Yodas 'n shit comments   
October.16.2007 : Tuesday
 Real Life Smash Brothers
Sent to me by Klutch from the afterlife.

10 mintues of awesome.
Link: CHARMANDER!!!!
» chris  · 13:59  ·  Share comments [1] 
August.29.2007 : Wednesday
 RIP Richard Jewell
Richard Jewell, man wrongly accused of the 1996 Atlanta Olympics bombing, found dead at 44.
Link: RIP
» chris  · 16:30  ·  Share comments   
08.22.2007 : Wednesday
 World's Most Disturbing Children's Book
For all you new parents out there.

3pk, can you top it?
Link: I don't think the "father's love" drawing is helping any...
» chris  · 13:55  ·  Share comments [3] 
June.29.2007 : Friday
 Yacht Rock
From the people who brought you House of Cosbys comes... YACHT ROCK!

Okay, so I guess these are over a year old, but damn. I cannot stop watching them. Hollywood Steve takes you inside the lives of Michael McDonald, The Doobie Brothers, Hall and Oates, Steely Dan, and others.
Link: You guys just checked in to the Hotel CalifASSKICK!
» chris  · 14:37  ·  Share comments [1] 
December.18.2006 : Monday
 One -- Cut a Hole in the Box
In case you haven't seen it, the Samberg/Timberlake song from this week's SNL is particularly funny.

Also, Samberg looks a lot like our pal cryfok in this video.
Link: Two -- put your junk in that box!
» chris  · 12:23  ·  Share comments [4] 


 This internet sucks!
The deeper we sail into the new online world of communications, the sadder I get about its future.
Link: David Pogue: Whatever Happened to Online Etiquette?
» chris  · 07:53  ·  Share comments [3] 
12.12.2006 : Tuesday
 Pauly Shore Gets Punched in the Face (Fake)
No explanation necessary.

Except, sadly it's fake: Cops Say Pauly Shore Video a Fake!
The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer "had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit."
Link: Wham
» chris  · 16:40  ·  Share »the sexy comments [2] 
November.21.2006 : Tuesday
 Robert Altman -- Dead
If only he had listened to my advice and named the film Mr. T and the Women.
Link: Running Time for Funeral -- 3 hrs., 7 min.
» chris  · 13:55  ·  Share comments [2] 
11.19.2006 : Sunday
 It's Holiday Shopping Time!
This year, Honkycracker recommends the Dora the Explorer Aquapet.

Aquapets are silly interactive pets that love to play with you. Watch them dance. Hear them chirp. Theyll even play a song. Aquapets react to you and their buoyant buddies so let the floating fun begin. Ages 5+

Yes. Let's let the floating fun begin.
Link: Also available in Patrick
» chris  · 19:21  ·  Share comments [3] 
October.10.2006 : Tuesday
 Sports Bloopers -- NES Style
Remember those old weekly sports-blooper reels, like you'd see on TWIB back in the day?

No?

Doesn't matter. Somebody made an all Nintendo sports-blooper reel, complete with the old-timey (as in 1986) music. Some really great stuff there.

They save the very best for last though, so make sure you stick it out til the end.
Link: So that's what they mean by "corner man".
» chris  · 13:26  ·  Share comments   
August.09.2006 : Wednesday
 Cee-lo is Also Tired of these Motherf*ckin' Snakes
The last time we saw Cee-lo Green he was making the 'I'm Your Daddy' face on the MTV movie awards. Now, he wants you to know that he's also sick of those motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' plane.
(forward to about 2:20 into the track for the payoff.)

Found on Gorilla vs. Bear.
Link: More snakes. Plane. etc.
» chris  · 10:42  ·  Share comments   



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