1. It was my cousin’s---seven adults in the trunk all the way from Syria and priced to move!
2. If you can find the missing finger under the rear seat, it has a wedding ring on it.
3. You heard the Johnny Cash song “One Piece at a Time”? THIS IS THAT CAR!
4. The Stig from Top Gear drove this car!
5. 1, 450, 452 original miles! This car is desired greatly in Cuba!
6. You buy this car; I throw in a free bottle of Obsession and a Redd Foxx album.
7. You’ve heard of a Corvair? Really? Could you write down what you know about them before you buy it?
8. John John Kennedy made love in the back seat of most of the Camry’s in this country, but this one has photographs for proof!
9. We can mount the RPG carrier or you can—either way…what can be wrong with a moon roof?
10. Original paint? I can’t guarantee that….but I do know for a fact this car has only been on fire four times.
