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elanamatic: Five For Fighting
What makes you cringe?
Calling my parents. Teenagers on a bus. Sloppy tattoos. My ever evolving gut. The stairmaster. Ray Romano.
Glass: is it half full or half empty?
Depends what day of the week it is. During the week it's half empty. On the weekends, it's half full.
And if it's half full, what is it half full of?
Beer and wine, cos then I feel fine.
If it's half empty, was it good?
yuppers.
Do you need me to top it off for you?
please sir, can I have some more?
Are you registered to vote?
yes! voting thrills me.
If you could be George Bush for an hour, what fun hijinks would you get George into?
I would make him run around in a polyester track suit pinching old ladies bums and wearing a faux moustache.
Is there anything more annoying than politicians running for office? If so, tell me.
We Torontonians are suffering political burnout after recent provincial and municipal elections, plus the PM is stepping down.. So right now, I've had it up to my nose hairs with politics. Still, my middle brother can be more annoying. When I go home to visit, he throws grapes at my forehead, while my mom busies herself with filling up bowls of chicken soup and saddling my thighs with potato knishes.
My brother is 25. He is also 6'4. He always says "Don't Mess!" I love him. And I'm scared. So I don't.
