Post-Modern Drunk: Important Internet Announcement
Rules about the Internet
Rule One: People are going to talk about what you post onto the Internet, no matter how secret you declare it to be.
Rule Two: People are going to talk about what your friends write about you, no matter how secret they declare it to be.
Rule Three: People are going to talk about what your enemies write about you, no matter how secret you want it to be.
Guidelines About the Internet
Guideline Three: Don't make enemies on the Internet. Or in reality.
Guideline Two: Don't talk to your friends. Or have them.
Guideline One: Stop writing shit on the Internet.
Thank you, that is all.
