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Post-Modern Drunk: What Gets Left Behind
I never posted this, from back in May, but it remains true, except for the things that I did eventually give back.
Things Lost in the Break-Up
- Angostura Bitters
- Dry and Sweet Vermouth
- One affectionate cat with the tendency to vomit up hairballs
- The wine rack
- The food processor
- The best of the assorted dishes, glasses, pots, and pans
Things I got to keep in the Break-Up
- A set of Christmas themed cheese knives
- A bottle of Lillet
- A ten year supply of Sriracha, which I almost never have use for, and when I do, only a couple of drops, but is surprisingly useful in Bloody Marys
- A liter bottle of Golden Boy fish sauce, which I bought because we needed fish sauce but couldn't figure out how to open until it was too late, oh too late,, and now I basically have it only because I really love the Mountain Goats song "Golden Boy" beyond all understanding. And also, you never know when you might need fish sauce, even if I have no idea what to use it in, and don't cook anymore anyway.
- Trivia at Pete's Candy Store
- One affectionate cat with the tendency to kick poo out of the litter box
- Lupus
