Post-Modern Drunk: Questions You Should Never Answer Honestly, Pt. 452
[The scene is a modern office complex at [Monster Non-Profit, where I work.]
Co-Worker: You're looking nice and summery today, Stu. Did your girlfriend dress you?
Stu: No, my mom.
Co-Worker: Heh.
Stu: No, really. She gets designer dress clothes for me occasionally for cheap when she goes to Thailand.
Co-Worker: Aren't you 27 years old? Isn't that a little old for your mom to be dressing you?
Stu: ...
Co-Worker: Well, aren't you?
Stu: I have to get back to work. Close of the fiscal year and all.
