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:: December 2003 ::
» Funerals and Holidays
» Christmas Cougar!
» Happy Birthday Baby Jeebus ©
» The Waiting Room
» home delivery of the New York Times
» Ninjas aren't mammals
» Dear Adina's Rat - an open letter from my cat
» Nate is 'The Chef'
» If you elect me as your criminal syndicate ringleader
» Question for Friday: happyrobot as a crime syndicate
» Holiday Shop with us
» Hola Cougar. Hola Philadephia.


:: November 2003 ::
» Hola Miami
» My Neighbors - the ones upstairs
» Answers for 5 Questions
» 5 questions for November 14th
» Peace out Mr. Johnson
» Hey, you're dating a cocksucker
» Tom Wopat and Church Sign Haikus
» Vitamins - what's up with that smell?
» Hey! I love I-Mac'ing!

:: October 2003 ::
» what YOU should be for halloween
» Hallo-lame, Part II
» Hola Guano
» Sleep deprived journal: Hola Austin
» Journal: Hola Indiana
» Running a dot com is hard work
» It's all good
» Dot Com Boom
» 18 things about our weekend in Montreal
» Meet my neighbors
» Dear California
» Tiger urine leaking from upstairs

» Thanks for borning Matt, Mrs. J!

:: September 2003 ::
» incest free-for-all
» Dear Matthew Shultz
» 7:15 on a Friday night
» Legal! Not Legal! Legal!
» I am a friggin computer genius
» My ass hurts
» September Shout-Outs
» Welcome Hurricane Overlords
» Ship Uranium to Family and Friends
» What I was doing on September 11, 2001 - The results
» My Brain Activity Audit - Spetember 2003
» The Digitial Sacrifice

» You got Emmy!
» He didn't want to listen, so I gave him a good slap
» Happy Laboring Day

:: August 2003 ::
» 2003 the number another summer
» Cameras I have owned and why they were special
» L-o-v-e Love
» i could see stars last night
» Pointless Questions For Happy Robot
» Let's Go Liberia
» Holiday Part Three - Scotland
» Holiday Part Two - Scotland
» Holiday Part One - England

:: July 2003 ::
» incommunicado. now.
» My Weekend Report - for Blaine
» R.I.P. Troy + 3D + Mob
» Can I borrow 800K?
» happyrobot contains no artificial growth hormones
» I love Lovers
» Hapizzle Robozizzle?
» Everyone is in therapy except me

:: June 2003 ::
» Scotland + Agendas + Crackers
» honey trout swim by
» My weekend as Harper's Index
» Hello, my name is Hitler, I'll be your waiter tonight
» sipping drinks and eating tasty balls
» two things I saw within 10 minutes in my neighborhood
» Home + grandmothers + monkeys
» santa of chapman street dies
» Dream proposals I may submit for tonight
» now that's just un-american

:: May 2003 ::
» Salt Shumai
» one good movie + one crappy movie
» God says happyrobot is the bestest
» French Vanilla vs. Pee + white/dot-com guilt
» 71 Clinton + nudity + Honky + klutch
» that smell
» Confession Week: Day One
» No one wants to look like his or her parents + ROTJ + gin
» Man Bags
» food, rock, drink: my weekend
» 13 questions for Ronald in Hong Kong

:: April 2003 ::
» LA Riots, spiders, monkeys, roosters, Willhelms
» "tangented" is not a word
» Comedy Math Equations
» All over the place
» If by Passover, you mean Hungover, then yes
» Han Solo + Gyros + interweb war
» Rest in peace Tabby
» War Money Shots
» Robot Communion steps 1 thru 3
» Stop bringing me down, man!

:: March 2003 ::
» Hello Monkey Butler
» I'm just a jawa in this world
» 822 words. war. tv.
» Guest Writer II - Jae
» Guest Writer - Jason Darden
» Junk Email in my Cat's Inbox
» Happy Pat Saints Day, Teens!
» Things I have seen in the past 24 hours
» get off my lawn!
» Shortest Entry Ever
» pre-teen Cannonball Run - these bleeds?

:: February 2003 ::
» missed connections
» Youth, Subway Doors, and History (mine)
» Sports, cleavage farm, sawdust
» Cruel way to die + Facts about me
» Roaches I have Killed through the years.
» Mi aventura en Canadá - Part II
» Mi aventura en Canadá - Part I
» Creepy hairs
» Happy Birthday Pony
» fantastic everything

:: January 2003 ::
» Matt Johnson is a Bastard
» I am somewhere else
» Robot Party 2003
» it destroyed my computer
» Telemarketers make out with monkey
» war monger party time with Bobby Brown
» after all, you're my wonderclaw
» a common misconception
» Dear Adina + Naked Babies
» Site News and Steve Case leaves AOL-TW
» Everything I needed to know about life I learned from Vanilla Ice - Part I
» written monday on the train

» Steak, Sweaters, Ram
» Freezing rain + canoe + max
» MY NYE



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