The Wrong Squid: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Robots 1. A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, unless it's Stu, he's drunk, and about to do something embarrassing.
2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law, or are given during a drunk dial.
3. A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. For example, when surrounded by mooks, do not ever utter things like "saving throw," "Cthulhu," or "there are actually three different versions of the scarf that Dr. Who used to wear."
4. A robot must not take it personally when other robots make fun of them.
5. A robot should probably enjoy sticking it to the Man.
6. A robot will notify us immediately when Life Goes On comes out on DVD.
7. A robot will seek out and report back on the whereabouts of free hodos.
