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*As in "Welcome to" and where "Gator Country"
means "Los Angeles"
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Gator Country: why can't women have dicks?
i want the heart of a woman
but the dick of a man
why don't these exist?
why can't women have dicks?
removing adam's rib
was a very bad plan
c'mon girls raise your fist!
why can't women have dicks?
i'll tell ya:
because our pants front must be flat
and bulges would just destroy that
can you imagine her saying
"d'this make my dick look fat?"
(yes)
or maybe we're just slaves to fashion?
free to grab our crotches just like michael jackson?
(if i had a dick to put my dirty little hands on
i wouldn't leave the house, like, 24/7!
but slap it on the counter like i'm paying with my credit card
holla at the hunnys up and down on sunset boulevard
go "howdy!" in the men's room like a homo freaky re-a-tard
and go round actin' like somebody owe me just becuz i'm hard!)
just so
you know
it's just an idea i had
just for a day
i swear
it would be so rad
i'd give it back
used and abused
man, it would be so mad (but it would miss me)
sigh.
now that we are separated
free will is too overrated
leads to std's and ex's
virgins who don't know what sex is
one night stands and death and taxes!
'cause we gots ta tap them asses!
though tonight for oh, 3 hours
i'll rejoice god's mighty powers
for making us like tinker toys!
2 puzzle pieces, girls and boys!
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