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honky cracker: Happy 21st Ben!!!!!
Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen, THAT'S who!

Now you can go to whatever fucking show you want, and the man can't keep you out.

Congratumafuckinglations. Yer all growns up now.

Moet is on the way.





Crashing through the night
Comes a fearful cry
Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
Armies of the night
Evil taking flight
Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
No where to run
No where to hide
Panic spreading far and wide
Who can turn the tide?

GI Ben- A real New Britain hero
Yo Ben!
GI Ben is there

GI Ben- A real New Britain hero
GI Ben is there
Fighting for freedom
Wherever there's trouble
over land and sea and air
GI Ben is there

Can the world oppose
Deadliest of foes?
Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
Ben will risk it all
To end the evil call of
Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
They never give up
They never say die
Walking tall with banners high
They sound the battle cry-
Yo Ben! Yo Ben!

GI Ben- A real New Britain hero
GI Ben will dare
GI Ben- A real New Britain hero
GI Ben is there

Fighting for freedom
Wherever there's trouble
over land and sea and air
GI Ben is there

(GI Ben is the codename for New Britain's daring, highly trained
special mission force.
Its purpose... to defend human freedom against Cobra-
a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule central Connecticut.)

GI Ben- A real New Britain hero
GI Ben will dare
GI Ben- A real New Britain hero
GI Ben is there
Fighting for freedom
Wherever there's trouble
over land and sea and air
GI Ben is there
Cobra! Retreat! Retreat!

GI Ben- A real New Britain hero
GI Ben is there
GI Ben!


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