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honky cracker: Feel the Power. Bring the Noise.
Things I have text messages, IMed, or said on the phone during the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament:
-- Stanley Burrell is MC Hammer's real name
-- Suck it. I picked Montana.
-- Shockers vs. Pirates. The basketball gods love me.
-- Black dude with a mohawk! It's a blohawk!
-- Marquette just fucked my bracket. I'm leaking the sex tape to the interweb.
-- What an assortment of floaters and runners
-- Sorry I didn't see you. Maybe next time.
-- WTF? You bought a dorm???
-- Greg Gumbel once signed my autistic brother's ass.
-- Is Luke there? How's his horse?
-- Matt Brunner looks like a retarded Ryan. Wait. Scratch that. He looks like Ryan.
-- Tomorrow we being the forting of the ead.
-- I'm pretty sure I'm not. But if you wanna take this all the way to Maury, be my guest.
-- I hope Bobby Hurley is giving Coach K a ride home after the game.
-- It's all about plausable deniability
-- Southern and Duke are tied!!11!! At 4. Color me badd.
-- Tell your mom I said hi, and thanks for covering me in body paint when i was 13
-- Check out the tits on that guy
-- JR Ewing wasn't that bad of a guy. It's just that Bobby was such a douche. Also, Cliff Barnez fuck1ng ruled.
-- NotVernLundquist: Dorf just wills the ball into the basket.
-- I think you sent that to the wrong person. Everything OK?
-- Am I interrupting you making out? Just wanted to say, "PwN3D!!11!//"
-- When it comes to down to money, I understand being smart. But when it comes to love, you gotta stick with your peeps.
-- I think I might get testicular cancer, 'cuz my balls are SMOKIN'!
-- The South will rise again! They're due.
-- That's it. We're done.
-- 2:22 PM. Time for a mojo shot!
-- On the pain in bench.
-- He's counting the ones on his face
-- Mojo jersey still smells like pee
-- Don't be afraid. I got the finger.
