Big Ol' Butt - LL Cool J Eh, I'm not in the mood to devote 4:30 to large-assed girls I don't know today. 3/10
Little Babies - Sleater-Kinney Not my favorite S-K song. And these "baby" things are everywhere. 5/10
To All My Scientist Friends I Bid You Farewell - Hallelujah the Hills From the forthcoming album Collective Psychosis Begone. I'm very much looking forward to the album. Haven't listened to this track enough to process it. It's, um, nice. But just not into it right now. 5/10
You Are Fading - The Editors [comment deleted] 4/10
Rebel Rebel - David Bowie The two Rebels cancel each other out, making Bowie compliant. 7/10
In The Drugs - Low Fun fact - The original title of U2's Achtung, Baby was Yenshee, Baby! 9/10
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis - Tom Waits Bonus points for timeliness Mega bonus points for "Charlie, I'm pregnant". 15/10
We've Got Tonight - Kenny Rogers and Sheena Easton HOLY FUCKING FLYING SAUCER OF AWESOMETACULARNESSNESS!!!!!!!! See, if K-Rog and the Shee-wolf were still pumping out tunes like this, we never would have needed Coldplay. Here's a picture of Ben Seger. 12/10
Random Rules - Silver Jews This song rules. That's why it's called "Random Rules". 10/10