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honky cracker: A Short Poem about My Friend Jeremy and my Afternoon Conversation with Klutch.xls
Jeremy Broomfield
what will your womb yield
before it's dried up and dead?
Jeremy Broomfield
ran out of Poon Meal
and now his vagina's unfed
Jeremy Broomfield
uses a tomb shield
to ward off a zombie attack
Jeremy Broomfield
just had his racoon peeled
LOL, he'll be right back
Klutch: from pitchfork . . . quote of the day?
Combining archival footage with new interviews with [Jeff] Buckley's friends and family, the film is sure to leave one wondering why this burgeoning talent had to leave us while John Mayer marches forward, unscathed.
Me: NICE!
I've been working on a script for a Jeff Buckley zombie movie called "Hellelujah". Is there potential in that?
Klutch: um, YES!
it could be a double feature with my "vampire jesus" idea
"vampire jesus wants to suck your blood . . . and turn it into wine . . . and then back into blood . . ."
"they put stakes through his hands and feet . . . but no one ever thought to put a stake through his heart . . ."
Me: HOLY CRAP THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!
We need to get on this NOW!
Klutch: i want to do an ep of jesus songs:
vampire jesus
pirate jesus
ninja jesus
Me: wombat jesus?
Jon-Benet Ramsey jesus?
Mr. T-sus?
Please tell me your idea for your Free Mumia movie again.
Klutch: it's like a cross between "half-baked" and "malcolm X"
