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I am addicted to cats like some people are addicted to drugs.
I have one cat right now, but it's just not doing it for me anymore and I think I need to get another.
But it's not a problem, see, cause I know I can quit whenever I want to. When I lived at home with my parents, they were up to like 5 (five) cats or something like that. Then I moved to Boston and I quit, cold turkey, just like that. I didn't have a cat for like 3 (three) years, and I was doing pretty well for myself. But then things got a little tough at work, the relationship was on the rocks, one thing led to another and I ended up getting a cat.
Now, I'm looking for another.
Maybe I'll get a black cat, just to mix things up a bit. My own little 8 ball of cats. Or a calico for variety.
The government tells me by getting cats I am supporting the terrorists.
The government tells me that cats are a gateway drug.
The government tells me I'm gonna start jones'n for a dog, or maybe a kid.
I don't buy it. I can quit whenever I want.
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