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if the piXiEs were an e-mail SPAM company . . .
SUBJECT: TEETH WHITE AS SNOW???1?
Body: Walk her everyday into a shady place.
SUBJECT: COME ON PILGRIM!?!?!!!!11!!!!
Body: zzvbNNmMnewjNN You know he loves you.
SUBJECT: REDNECK GIRLS WILL GET YOU PISSED!!!!!
Body: it's educational!
SUBJECT: THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL BIG PHALLACE???1!!!???
Body: Pioneer of Aerodynamics. Alec Eiffel. grbhhHHHhhxly
SUBJECT: IV"E GOT NO LIPS I GOT NO TONGUE
Body: I've got a broken face. xxxxynVVbbsxxHWdcc
SUBJECT: YOU ARE THE SON OF A MOTHERF*CKER!!!111!!
Body: I am the son of an incestuous union.
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