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The Wrong Squid: I say, I say, I love me some pants too
I work in the computer support department of a university. We have to deal with a lot of ridiculous professors. One in particular is about 1000 years old, and looks like the hen that is in love with Foghorn Leghorn. She is constantly having email "problems," which usually amounts to her just having forgotten how to open the program.

Anyway, it seems like she's having email problems again, because she sent this email to our group today:

Dear Julie:
How thoughtful of you to send the catalogue--but skirts too straight, no pockets, and I still like to feel the material. For the moment I have switched to pants and may have become addicted.

So watch out kids - pants may seem like a good time, but they can kill.


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