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Real World Dorks Spotted in Williamsburg
blaine: New York was already over. That's why they're filming the show in Brooklyn. Snap!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 15:18

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
blaine: Plus, Alec Guiness is both movies....or should i say Nancy Walker? You can't judge anyone by their appearances - not in Capote's mad castle!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 15:15

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
blaine: There should be 'Murder By Death' conventions.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 15:11

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
blaine: 'Murder By Death' is much funnier than any Star Wars movie. There are some lines in that movie that kill, like Peter Falk asking David Niven if he'd ever done it with a big fat waitress. Or Truman Capote screaming at Peter Sellers to say his prepositions via a moosehead on wall. Oh God that movie slays me! It truly is one of my favorites.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 15:11

I Denounce You, Star Wars
j: I'm just ignoring the whole clone wars thing in the hope that it will go away. And I still believe that Star Wars is only made up of three movies.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 14:04

The internet is going batshit crazy for Cloris Leachma
j: I want to be just like Cloris when I grow up.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 14:03

Real World Dorks Spotted in Williamsburg
the claw: New York is over.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 12:03

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
chris: I still think there weren't enough straight dudes in Cruising, but what do I know?
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 22:23

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
thewillhelm: out of curiosity, who's implying the DEROGATORY part? has lucas imparted a low opinion of capote? would it be offensive if Ziro talked like Carole Channing? would it be okay if the capote-voiced character was the hero? just wondering aloud.
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 22:12

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
thewillhelm: that's INSINUATION. Sorry, America.
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 22:06

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
thewillhelm: damn you George Lucas. I'll never forget how you angered my Jamaican friends when you implied that they're all loopy, goofy, space aliens! AND you pissed off my British friends by making it seem as tho they were all members of an evil Empire! When will you learn that most people talk like average, inoffensive Americans. And remember how WE felt when Breakfast Club came out, and Mr. Hughes depicted us all as bunch of jock/prep/nerd types? Remember how mad you felt, America! Now we gotta put up with his insuation that all Capote-type gays are giant space slugs! NO MORE!
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 22:04

Google Sidebars Fun
jb: The screenshot is of a search for hardcore porn. Funny.
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 17:56

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
stu: Maybe if George Lucas hadn't squandered all the benefit of the doubt ten years ago, I'd be more forgiving.
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 14:23

Ziro the Hutt: Gay?
chris: Am I off-base thining that the author is being a bit oversensitive? So Lucas wanted the character's voice to be modeled after Truman Capote. Capote had a very distinct voice I'm guessing Lucas thought fit the character. Hell, Capote himself played something of a douchebag in Murder By Death. Did anyone have a problem with that?
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 13:56

Toy Robots to Have and to Hold
thewillhelm: we have the dog!
Saturday, August 16, 2008 : 19:50






Picture Monkey
stu: Only four malfatti per person? You poor soul.

Your sage looks better than ours, however.
Monday, June 30, 2008 : 10:36

Picture Monkey
chris: EPIC FALLS!1111!1;//11
Thursday, June 26, 2008 : 11:33

The Willhelm
:r: teenagers!
Sunday, June 22, 2008 : 23:19

Picture Monkey
cromulent: It swings around on its own accord–it blows itself back and forth in these ever changing arcs. Amazing!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 : 10:30

Picture Monkey
cromulent: It's a fan on a cord swinging around a giant room. Like, really really giant. Say, 30' or 40' on a side and 50' hgh? Giant!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 : 10:28

Picture Monkey
pony: what am i looking at?
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 : 10:03

The Willhelm
alec: what a reel you have, breth-horr.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 : 11:16

Picture Monkey
:r: yay!!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 22:23

Picture Monkey
cromulent: This time, social work.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 20:17

Picture Monkey
j: congrats from LA!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 17:28

Picture Monkey
eve: woo!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 15:33

Picture Monkey
this john lawton: congratulations!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 12:58

Picture Monkey
pony: hooray! what did she graduate in?
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 12:22

Picture Monkey
-b.: Miz Smahhtypahnz
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 12:08

Picture Monkey
stu: Yay! Congrats!
Monday, June 09, 2008 : 23:00

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
elananano: u just reminded me i have to make an dentist appt. eek!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 16:42

Nutshell Kingdom: My Fortune Cookie Story
blaine: I have seen the future and it is a screwball comedy.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 15:41

Nutshell Kingdom: My Fortune Cookie Story
blaine: That sadly ends with a failed jewelry heist, followed by comic chase through the streets of San Francisco and finally with the getaway van, two cop cars, a pissed-off meter maid on a motorcycle, an elderly fisherman, and an innocent bicyclist all going off the end of a pier and into the ocean. Then there's funny scene where we're in court but the judge is really Barbra Streisand's father.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 15:40

Nutshell Kingdom: My Fortune Cookie Story
fortune cookie: "You will soon meet an old friend who brings you money and love."

Let me know if that works out.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 13:06

Nutshell Kingdom: My Fortune Cookie Story
blaine: What does it say about me that I only remember the non-fortune while the ones that came true are long forgotten?


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 : 07:56

Post-Modern Drunkard: O, I Am Fortune's Fool
lisa: oh, no. your computer has lupus too? wtf?
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 21:34

Nutshell Kingdom: My Fortune Cookie Story
lisa: don't leave us hanging! what was the fortune?!?!?
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 21:32

Post-Modern Drunkard: O, I Am Fortune's Fool
sop: Of course,that's all well and good. But what do YOU think of MTV having a reality show in billyburg?
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 20:58

Sunshine Jen: The Fortune Cookie
k: one night out with some co-workers I received not one but TWO fortune-less cookies. I think it is a sign I need to quit this job.
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 16:34

Nutshell Kingdom: My Fortune Cookie Story
n8: i still have my first Bazooka Joe bubble gum fortune and, so far, it has born out.

It says: You will never turn into a giant shoelace.
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 16:25

Pony: Some things about 18 months
pony: that toothy;)
Monday, August 18, 2008 : 14:56

Pony: Some things about 18 months
kate: well, to be fair to G, pretty lady you DO look a little like Nigella.
Sunday, August 17, 2008 : 22:16

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
stu: 20 year reunion? But you're still so boyish!

How many times will people comment that it's so nice that you came with your parents to their high school reunion?
Saturday, August 16, 2008 : 15:22

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
:r: Just got back.
Face still numbish.
Teeth feeling odd. I had two cavities filled.
It didn't really hurt. Just a bit uncomfortable and heebie-jeebie feeling.

Blaine.
As someone who put off going for a while.. please go now. It ain't worth the trouble.
Friday, August 15, 2008 : 13:11

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
blaine: RE: the dentist: how bad was it, honest? i am also waaaaaay behind on visits and am scared and embarrassed.

Of course, I'm also embarrassed by wasting my money on dental insurance I never use. And afraid that if I do go - oh how I'll use it then!
Friday, August 15, 2008 : 11:48

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
lisa: wowsers. 20 years.

also, dentists. ick. it's all the creepy sounds at the dentists - the scraping and the whirring of the drill - eek!
Friday, August 15, 2008 : 11:28

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
pony: I almost went to my highschool reunion. Then the fbook thing started. and I saw the old names and faces. And then I said: nuh-uh.
Friday, August 15, 2008 : 10:23

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
eve: I will confirm that the Wilco did "rock". It was very fun to see some robots! Hooray VIP section-woo! The pinot noir rose was exxxcellent.
Friday, August 15, 2008 : 08:55

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
n8: downtwon player. was that your high school knickname?
Friday, August 15, 2008 : 07:57

Robot Journal: Distracted by distractions
jb: Curiously refreshing.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 22:27

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
jason: sweet, sweet lisa may. you are brave.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 18:21

Pony: Some things about 18 months
jb: Coleman also pointed to the Nigella Lawson author photo and said "Mama" many times. Funny.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 18:05

Pony: Some things about 18 months
n8: oh, and

DACKLE!
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 17:06

Pony: Some things about 18 months
n8: yay to the pee.

and Liza is now 18 months and has about seven words compared to Adam who discussed train derailment and track-hoe versus backhoe.

but then again, Liza can climb anything already and can already get off the ground as high as he can (at 3!)

so, those comparisons just cause heartache and you are correct to not attempt quantification of early talent/intelligence/awareness.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 17:06

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
de: I can't count the number of times I've picked up the phone to call one of my kids and it rings from the very child I was about to telephone. Freaky. Call me crazy but I can just tell when they need me and I'm almost always on target.
It's a Mom thing.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 15:59

Pony: Some things about 18 months
blaine: I am 37 and i find parachute thrilling.

Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 14:32

Pony: Some things about 18 months
pony: I think they also play parachute at daycare, a game he finds thrilling.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 14:26

Pony: Some things about 18 months
cromulent: Re: Umbrella!

My first thought was that he thinks it looks like an umbrella, with the fabric (sheet) all sloping down from a central point (his head).

My second thought was that he couldn't possibly know what it looks like from the outside, whilst he's all in there.

My third thought was that maybe it looks like the inside of an umbrella, from the inside.

I'm going with that one.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 13:02

Pony: Some things about 18 months
lisa: yay pee!
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 12:13

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
j: I too worry about losing my bravery–-along with getting too heavy.

As for the ESP thingie, I sometimes think my Mom and I have a mental link which is strange since she lives on an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 11:58

Sunshine Jen: Sideways Country
lisa: love your descript of a young red wine!
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 11:28

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
elananano: ella's neglecting the number fourteen reminds me of riding in some elevators where they skip the number thirteen! maybe she is just superstitious?
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 11:20

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
n8: i am a poo whisperer.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 10:46

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
blaine: i think it's weird you're considering your relative lack of braveness (increase of fear) lately, because that has been consuming my thoughts lately - ESP much?


Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 10:06

Pony: pattypan - a summer recipe
patricia: I second that - pattypan is a pretty cute name for a squash :) Great recipe!
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 10:04

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
pony: also: this will milk the cute swoon a bit further basset and baby
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 09:52

Lisa Says: Honey, it was better than a trip to Graceland
pony: oh, so lovely, I got teary.
Thursday, August 14, 2008 : 09:28

Nutshell Kingdom: Double Feature
mina: the abyss and contact (and a big bottle of wine and a plane ticket to some greek island right after that)
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 22:59

Sunshine Jen: Sideways Country
@: I'm hungry, any spare ribs?
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 16:52

Pony: pattypan - a summer recipe
elananano: got any leftovers? i want to run around saying pattypan! what a great word!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 16:36

Sunshine Jen: Sideways Country
sunshine jen: I apologize for using the word, delish.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 15:24

Gator Country: wake up
j: Come out to LA anytime, Mrs.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 14:42

Nutshell Kingdom: Double Feature
pony: I like the idea of a "How the mighty have fallen" double bill, as in "The Conversation" followed by "Behind Enemy LInes" or "The Godfather" followed by "Gigli"
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 13:21

Nutshell Kingdom: Double Feature
js: "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" followed by "Fahrenheit 911."
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 13:12

Gator Country: wake up
:r: yay!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 : 11:46










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