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*As in "Welcome to" and where "Gator Country"
means "Los Angeles"
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Gator Country: don't you wish your girlfriend could cook like me
i've decided to start listing my new year's resolutions now for 2006 so i can get a jump start on them. ok, here we go:
i will no longer spend money on food, utilities or transportation in 2006
i will no longer subject my dogs to listening to neil diamond's greatest hits while i'm away from home
tap dancing: learn it
spend less than 4 hours a day on partypoker.net
put together an earthquake kit -- 2, actually. one for the home and one for the car. comprised of what? what did the local news tell me it had to have? (can opener? water in a bag? a futuristic silver superheating blanket?) note to self: include 4 packs of skittles, beef jerky, some smart water and contemplate weapons/condoms
rob a bank or perhaps be on "elimidate"
suggestions? your resolutions?
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