honky cracker: You Have the Right to Taste My @ss

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Previously on Honky Cracker

·		BEAT L.A.!

·		If You Will Come all the way Down With Me

·		One From the Vault

·		Slow Graffiti

·		Nein

·		Don't Read This, Read Tim

You Have the Right to Taste My @ss
As you may have heard, last week the Boston Celtics did what I told 'em to and beat L.A. for the NBA Championship. Former Laker Shaquille O'Neal seems very pleased with this. Shaq, as you may know, has a longstanding feud with former teammate Kobe (Accused Rapist #24, also known by the nickname "AR24") Bryant. And as any gloating rival would, Shaq wants Kobe to tell him how his ass tastes.

Now, first of all, this is just weird. Second of all, Shaq is a Deputy U.S. Marshall who plans to enter a career in law enforcement full-time once his NBA career is over. This ass tasting gimmick needs to carry over into his next career. I can hear it now. "You have the right to taste my ass. Any ass you taste can and will be used against you in a court of law."

This, in turn, will hopefully lead to a new Law & Order spinoff starring Shaq entitled "Law & Order: Special Ass-Tasting Unit".

Dick Wolf, tell me how my ass tastes!

Favorite Things
drinking
·		Boston Tea Parties worth of coffee

eating
·		the snacks you brought me

listening
·		Old College Try -- Mountain Goats

reading
·		Prescription drug warnings

watching
·		loudQUIETloud. don't call it a comeback. they've been here for years.

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