honky cracker: I Hear the Train a-Comin', It's Rollin' 'round the Bend We get all kinds of strange mail here at the Boston Ballet, and sometimes I am fortunate enough to read it. Someone once sent us a white piece of paper with a giant I on it. Weird. Sometimes people like to refer to us as "a bunch of jackasses". Point taken. But this, this takes the cake.
Dear Boston Ballet, Please send me the current season's programme brochure. Please also note my change of address. I would like to remain on your permanent mailing list. Thank you.
(Name Withheld) Folsom State Prison Represa, CA 95671
