honky cracker: The Official Happyrobot Drinking Game (A Work in Progress) Okay, here's how it works. For all you happyrobot writer/poster types, follow the instructions. The first section pertains to what happens on your words/picture/pottery/what have you thingy that is yours. For those of you playing along at home, just pick your favorite one and go with it.
The section pertains to all, and you must follow the instructions every time one of those things happens.
Okay?
Please feel free to add, delete, suggest, what have you. After all, this is a work in progress.
SECTION ONE:
Drink every time you post.
Drink every time you're drinking while you post.
Drink every time you post a picture of a dog or cat.
Drink twice every time someone impersonates your spouse or significant other in your comments section.
Drink once for every time you've been to Magician with a fellow Happyroboter.
Drink every time you use the word "someshit".
Drink every time you are quoted on either People Say or the Featured Quote.
If you're Cootie Girl - drink every time you're angry about something. Trust me, Cootie. You'll feel a lot better.
Drink every time you quote a song lyric in your post. Take another drink if that song sucks. Take another drink if nobody else knows what the hell freakin' song you are quoting. Take five drinks if you wrote that song yourself.
Drink every time that Dred Pirate Davey is the first person to comment on your post.
Drink every time Rich comments on your post.
Drink every time you check your comments box to see if anyone has commented.
Drink an entire bottle of whiskey (your choice, though I prefer the Johnnie Walker Black) when no one comments on your post, because nobody loves you.
Drink every time MS word tells you that a word you want to use in your post is not a real word. (Drink twice if you actually use Word to spell-check your post.)
SECTION TWO:
Drink every time Rich gets a new camera.
Drink every time Honkycracker mentions Klutch.xls, or Klutch.xls mentions Honkycracker.
Drink every time Cootie Girl and Pony comment back and forth on hockey.
Drink every time Pony is Canadian.
Drink every time one of Poop Beetle's boys does something cool in a supermarket.
Drink every time the chatbot is hijacked by horny Texas teens.
Drink every fucking time Tim posts something. And I mean it. Ditto for Nate (River Rat).
Drink every time Honkycracker is drunk.
Drink every time Pat posts on the guestbook.
Okay, that's all I have time for right now. Suggestions? Bring 'em on.
