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honky cracker: Becoming Frank Black, days 1-2
ME FRANK BLACK
HEIGHT: 5'6 5'6
WEIGHT: 155 lbs. ???? lbs.
HAIR: too much none
GUITARS
THROWN AT none one (officially)
KIM DEAL:
JANUARY 1, 2004
The great Becoming Frank Black experiment begins.
Dear Diary,
Today the great Becoming Frank Black experiment begins.
DIET: Two (2) large pizzas
1/2 large bag Four Cheese Doritos
Two (2) scoops Ice Cream (Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough)
1/2 package Crackers
EXERCISE: None
Played a lot of video games today. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. Killed some people with chainswas. It was fun. Frank would be proud.
Did not rock today, too tired.
Also too tired to throw any guitars at Kim Deal.
JANUARY 2, 2004
DIET: Three (3) slices Pizza
1/4 bag FOur Cheese Doritos
Four (4) Pillsbury Grands cinnamon rolls
GIANT bowl of mashed potatoes
Turkey
Gravy
Four (4) Shrimpy Thingys (1/2 english muffin topped with processed cheese spread, mayonnaise and shrimp.)
Two (2) beers
EXERCISE: None.
Did not rock today. Still too tired. Will rock tomorrow, I promise.
Also, there is a lump of coal stuck to the wall of my colon.
Still no guitars thrown at Kim Deal.
