Hello, ladies of the Red Line. How was your day? You look tired. Stressed out. An Ivy League schedule will do that to you.
I see you in the morning, grumpily stumbling onto the T after another lonely, sleepless night. I see you in the evening, wearily hanging on after a stressful day of bar exams and med school. You are so tense. So high-strung. And oh-so ready for a freakin'.
Oh, I've seen the disease, baby. And Dr. Honkycracker's got the cure.
Take me home with you.
Think about it. Why sit around baiting your Masters degree all by yourself, when you could be earning your PhD in Bootyliciousness with Professor Honkycracker?!? I will whisper sweet legal/medical terminology into your pretty little ear while you play the violin or exacerbate your thesis. I will LSAT your face and MCAT you 'til you can't GRE no more. My Library is open all night, and we serve refreshments 'til dawn. Come study with me.
