honky cracker: Raise a Glass and Sing It With Me!

Prepare yourself a glass of vodka on one hand, and a slice of thick bread with fragrant cheese on top in the other.

Click the link, then toss your head back, throw the vodka down your throat, then thrust the cheesy bread into your face and inhale.

Ready?

When you're ready...



Click this and sing along with me!


Cheezhik Peezhik ye teh pil
Non fontakuh vodku pil
Pil sta conchak proslet va
sacru jee-lay gul-li-vah!

HO HO HO HO HO HO!

Okay... now do that three times. Then eat the bread and cheese.

When you accomplish that, you have deserved This

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