It appears as though today will NOT be the day. A visit from my mother has foiled my plan to seek sweet revenge on your balls on this very night. Once again you have managed to elude your just desserts. It appears as though your balls are much more slippery than I had once suspected.
The physical training and mental preparations that I have been undergoing may not be sufficient to complete this task. Let us see what Sun Tzu has to say about this.