Poor defenseless Raj...
Wait, what if you are not defenseless? What if you are a paid assassin that Matt has hired to trick me. You are trained in the mystical art of Ball defense - Balldo - "the way of the balls"
That would be just like Matt Johnson, to betray me in such a way.
Do not think that this will deter me. I too, am a trained master.
I see it all now.
We will meet in battle, Master Raj.
And Balls will be defeated.
Pat explains what this is all about
the Pat FAQ