Do what you love! It isn't rocket surgery. That's what everyone tells me and it is also what all the career books tell us. In light of that, I've decided on my career path. It is exciting and finally allows me to put years of training to work for me.
I will throw things for money. Anything hand-sized. Crab-apples, pinecones, bottlecaps, oranges, whatever. I can throw things all day in a complete state of bliss. I've been doing it my whole life.
On the side, for extra cash, I will jump up and slap the tops of doors and low-hanging tree branches. At least as much as there is a demand in the community.
My former career goals as a fortune-teller or painter of nudes have now been scrapped for astute lack of talent. However, I foretell that I will throw things at nudes, if the price is right.
