Nutshell Kingdom: Epitaphs
2008
1. "Avenge me!"
2. A store-bought (found at any Ace hardware store) "Beware of Dog" sign. I am uncommonly afraid of graverobbers.
3. A motion-activated tape recording of a ghostly "Woooo wooo wooo."
4. An engraved martini glass, like you see in the windows of old-school drinking establishments.
5. "Across the River, I am ferried.
The deadest person ever buried."
