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ornithopter: Dorfy On The MTA |
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Ok, I suppose I should have just submitted this to Subway Stories, but I'm feeling contary today, so there you go.
Here are all of the things I saw in one afternoon on or near the T:
1. Two girls who looked almost exactly like the people in that Twilight Zone episode where the pretty lady is the freak and the pig-faced people are the normal ones. Is this caused by some sort of disease? If so, I hope I never get it.
2. Mark Robinson from Unrest.
3. A guy being helped out of Finagle a Bagel at Park Street Station by two EMTs. He turns to one of them and slurringly declares, "I'm really fucked up." You don't say...
4. A man walking down the street speaking very loudly to himself and wearing what appeared to be a brand new pair of boxer briefs on his head.
I don't know what the moral of this story might be, but I'm sure it's in there somewhere. Maybe something about Finagle a Bagel putting peyote in their bagels. Or not.
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