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sunshine jen: Reality TV in Haiku Form
American Idol
Yo, check it out, shouts
Randy after all the songs
As the young girls scream
Dancing With The Stars
Ms. Yamaguchi
Was once a figure skater
She can dance in heels.
Rock of Love 2
Eighties rock has-been
Kisses big breasted women
Filled with ambition
Hell’s Kitchen
Chef Gordon Ramsay
Fuckedy Fuck Fuck Shit Fucks
Food Incompetence
Celebrity Fit Club
Pampered D-listers
Try to lose body fat as
Harvey snarls and yells at them
Top Chef
Boring competent
Chefs make serious cuisine
Which viewers can’t taste.
Project Runway
Fierce was the winner
And Victoria Beckham
Said she’d wear his clothes
Real Housewives of New York City
Can we talk later?
Asked a man as he tried to
Keep his dignity
America’s Next Top Model
Modeling is hard
And you can’t just be pretty
Says the wise Tyra
American Idol 2
Simon speaks his truth
To delusions of stardom
As the young girls boo
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