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sunshine jen: A New Prescription Drug
Do you sometimes feel unhappy, worried, or ill at ease? Do you get upset when you experience the death of a loved one or some other major tragedy? Do you occasionally feel hungry if you haven’t eaten in awhile? Do you feel tired and ready to sleep after a long day of working? Do cheesy pop songs annoy you?
If you have answered yes to any of those questions, then Happinex might be the drug for you. After years of development at Sunshine Jen Labs, Happinex is the most effective chill pill on the market.
Take Happinex and feel ease and comfort in your day-to-day life. With Happinex, you can stop dying, and start living. Ask your doctor today if Happinex is right for you.
Do not take Happinex if you are pregnant or operate heavy machinery. If you have a history of cigarette smoking, alcohol drinking, or marijuana smoking, you should take Happinex in the evening before bedtime. Patients with a family history of flu should not take Happinex. You should discontinue using Happinex if your urine turns purple, your hair starts falling out or red spots start developing on your left pinky. However, if red spots develop on you right pinky, you should double the dosage. Do not take Happinex if you have a family history of male pattern baldness. Happinex should not be given to children or small pets. Happinex should not be taken within twenty-four hours of eating a Twinkee or a Fig Newton (however Oreos are okay). Happinex could have sexual side effects such as shorter orgasms in women and erectile dysfunction in men. Please consult with your physician before taking Happinex.
Let yourself be free. Try Happinex today.
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