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Questions
Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Late morning and afternoon. Then again, late afternoon and early evening.
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
More often than not. Plus I rarely eat breakfast.
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?
Perhaps when I was in high school, "the late late show," was usually a movie, like It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World. Old Vaudevillians are a turn-on, I guess. Come to think of it, I do think I had sex once while Manimal was on. I may be one of two people in the world that can say that.
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch?
If I've ever sat on your couch, chances are I made love on it. Sorry.
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
Cars should have running boards like in the Olden Times. Now that was some love making.
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Yes, and I have the transcript, which is one of many reasons why I can't seek political office.
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