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›comments[9] ›all comments ›post #36 ›bio: katie ›bio: victoria ›perma-link ›1/12/2005 ›15:10 ›archives ›first post ›that week |
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Art Colony: libras: a cool little thing that I wrote a while ago Wednesday, January 12, 2005 › by victoria  I wrote this about 6 months ago just for the hell of it: enjoy. and if you are a libra, enjoy twice as much. I think. LIBRAS: are they all the same? I've been thinking about writing this for a long time. I mean, it really quite honestly seems to me that all Libras have so much in common, that it almost goes to prove that astrology is true. The following writing is, therefore, entirely my own opinion; if you agree/disagree, feel free to let me know! HOW YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS A LIBRA? You can always ask TV psychic Ms. Cleo: "You're a Libra, aren'tcha, darlin'?" --Ms. Cleo, from celebrityprankcalls.com Or you can look for these clues... Their goal is to achieve peace and harmony. They are the "middle of the backseat diplomats" on long car trips, or the "family discussion preventers" at those unpleasant Thanksgiving reunions. It's the Libra's job to throw red herrings of distraction to prevent anyone commenting on -------'s new 'life choice' or ---------'s annoying habits or -------'s awful haircut, and they take their job extremely seriously. They =need= to be supportive and caring to those they love. If they can't be there in person, rest assured they will make it up to them somehow, usually by buying presents. Libras *adore* buying gifts for people. They love art. If it's luxe, stylish, suave and fun, then they want it. Libras love style as well, whether they are into retro-kitsch or ultra-modern looks. Libras are NOT lazy. They merely know the restorative value of lying in a hammock for a few hours balances out all that hard work they've been doing. Depending on your definition of "party" (they're far more likely to enjoy a small gathering of people that they know well, rather than a large and mob-like group of strangers), Libras are the life of the party. Hells yeah! Libras love making other people feel good. They enjoy the 'finer things in life', depending on whether you define the "finer things"as gourmet chocolates OR organic fruit drinks OR imported cigarettes OR ordering decadent amounts of Parisian lounge music CDs from Amazon.com OR indulging themselves by watching their favorite kinds of movies. Libras like **their** favorite kinds of movies, especially 'bad' ones. The only thing that completes their enjoyment of "Robot Monster" or "Four Weddings And a Funeral" or some other equally selective-demographic-appeal film (and chances are, it's a comedy) is watching it with somebody else and making snide comments about it. They will lend you "a hand in need" or simply be the shoulder you need to cry on, for whatever reason. Libras like travelling. They love the excitement and "adventure" potential. Just because they're Air signs doesn't mean they're airheaded. Okay, well maybe sometimes they get very easily distracted. But that doesn't mean anything...what were you saying again? I bet that most of the people who worked on 90's kids TV shows were Libras. Just look at the flashy, catchy designs; the incredibly fun music; the zany plots, etc. etc. Plus they always emphasized "REduce, REuse, REcycle"; I think that most libras have this liberal bent that makes them want to save the earth or at least tell their local state representative to vote against Bush's logging policy (speaking of which, check out www.saveourenvironment.org) Libras like to dress comfortably. They hate(d?) gym class, but still enjoy exercise. What probably made/makes them hate gym class so much is being *forced* to do things. Libras hate mandatory requirements. They like to feel that they can make their own choices. HOW OTHER ZODIAC SIGNS FEEL ABOUT LIBRAS: Another quote about Libras, this time from JUMANJI about Robin William's character: "Ignore him, Peter. He's a Libra." Which tends to be most Aries's reactions to Libras. Unless, of course, they want to keep Libras captive because they are the perfect audience for Arie's outrageous antics... Chances are, if you're a Capricorn, you have Libra friends. You're the Brain. And your Libra friend is Pinky. Can you take over the world? Muwahahaha... If you're a Saggitarius, a Libra is your ideal sidekick. You have so much fun chatting that you never want to stop. If you're an Aquarius, you probably feel the same about Libras as that one kid in those late-90's cereal commercials where that kid liked that cereal so much that everyone said "If you like it so much, then why don't you MARRY it?" so the kid marries a box of cereal... Pisces like Libras because Libras get along with both of Pisces's personalities, "Mister Magnifico" and "Madame Mysteriosa"... Tauruses know exactly what they want. They are almost too down to earth--this can scare Libras. Just think a bull in a gift shop. Geminis are a wild card as far as Libras are concerned. "Someone MORE charming than me?!" thinks a Libra. "No! This cannot be so!" Besides, we're cuter than them and you know it. Cancers are intense. As in, intensely full of ideas, almost like some crackling Tesla coil. Libras can understand this. But cancers are also intensely full of energy. Libras cannot understand this. Leos? I don't know what to say about a group of people who are supposedly "the most charming of all the signs." All i know is, the lead singer of Spinal Tap was a Leo. is that a good or bad thing? Virgos tend to annoy Libras, and Libras *want* to get along with everybody. But Virgos are perfectionistic and demanding and choosy AND like to do annoying impersonations of "Kung Pow"... no, no, no. Scorpios are intense,like cancers, only think "aggressive" intense. Libras hate violence and conflict, and Scorpios tend to get into both of those things. But Libras can get along with anybody (except Virgos!) because they are the ULTIMATE diplomat. And with other Libras? We are starting out on the best possible foot of mutual understanding. In fact, we just might get into arguments insisting that the other person is the coolest--because that's just how Libras are. :) ############################################## |
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