2002:March:18
formerly 'le vie c'est tres droll'
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what's there to do in astoria at 2AM?
the athens cafe! how can 50 greek men be wrong?
lyn and i sat ourselves amongst the 50 greeks and perused the menu. lyn settled on the super sundae, but my eye was drawn to something else.
the shot list
granted shots are supposed to have alternately funny and/or fucked up names, but these were impressive:
Dirty Ashtray Alien Secretion Dead Nazi Open Wound Funk Papa Smurf Fat Ho on a Bike Prairie Fire (the first drink i ever had in college) Brain Hemmorage Foreplay Test Tube Baby Cement Mixer Windex Woo-Woo Jedi Mind Trick Abortion (!?) and Juicy Pussy
after I saw Juicy Pussy, how could I want anything else?
the waitress laughed when i asked what was in it. turns out juicy pussy is made of: amaretto, baileys and pinapple juice (which explains the juicy part). lyn said if i wanted juicy pussy she would give it to me. no one in their right mind could say no to that!
thanks to lyn for the juicy pussy!
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