yesterday i put a cold coffee drink in the fridge at work and when i went back for my much needed caffeine fix - it was GONE! i totally felt like someone stole my lunch money! so i looked all around and found the empty container in the garbage and - of all the injustices - the container is recyclable!!!
so i sent a torrid email out:
"I placed a Folger's cold coffee drink in the fridge this morning and someone has consumed it!! You may have thought it was a milk or creamer for your coffee but it was actually part of my morning caffeine habit!
Please check the labels of items you use in the fridge!!!"
i successfully rooted out the culprit with this email. see, i originally thought someone may have used it as creamer for their coffee because people are mad for their creamer and milk around here. but it turns out that this lady in accounting thought it was one of her yogurt drinks and she said she got halfway through and realized it wasn't yogurt. i wonder what gave it away - the big FOLGER'S logo on it? the fact that it's a liquid and not a yogurt drink consistency? THE FACT THAT IT"S FRENCH ROAST FLAVOR?!?!?!?
it's okay. she's gonna buy me another.
i WILL wrassle you for my food.
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