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Nutshell Kingdom: bull killin' time
2002
Matt is right, as usual. I would not enjoy bullfighting. However, he is mistaken in liking it himself. Deep down, he realizes that the killing of animals for sport or pleasure or exercise is morally unjust. There are better ways to get into shape than stabbing huge mammals. The only time we should be allowed to kill bulls for reasons other than burgers (and I have doubts there) is if they've infested your house and you cannot go to the bathroom or watch TV without being afraid of being gored.
People should only kill other consenting adult people. I would respect the sport a lot more if it was a to-the -death contest between two consenting people. I would pay good money for that. Obviously, everyone in Pamplona, including Matt, has fallen for the the local magicks, perhaps conjured on behalf of Bill Cosby or his satanic minions, ancient rituals involving blood and sparkles.
All of you bull-fighting freaks had better watch out when the future comes and the bulls have their way; enslaving mankind and using us for poker chips in their elaborate bovine card games. In order to avoid this dire fate, we humans should stop treating the bulls so shabbily.
