Life brings sudden joys this time of year. Like unemployment! Change is a constant, life is a river, like sands through an hourglass so go ....
It was a hopeless job to begin with. I'm not sad. I disliked much of my time there. The money *sigh* was not bad, but it was a devils' bargain and besides...how much money does a Blaine need in this world?
A list is in order. Things I will do now with my sudden unemployment:
1. (starting slow) Update resume. See, this is easy. 2. Get library card. Did it yesterday. Free media is best. Take that, capitalist pig! 3. Grow a Clooney-esque beard. 4. Study Depression-era photographs and practice a more "careworn" image. 5. Soup! 6. Steal a computer from previous workplace. I still have a key. 7. Remember: it's not the quality of work for which I will be remembered; it is in the quantity of jobs wherein lies my immortality. 8. Revenge! 9. Remove sheets every morning and wash them in order to prevent me from crawling back into bed. 10. Temp!
