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poop beetle: who I am and who are you?
10.2005
At one time I lost a lot of weight on the no-carb diet. I lost sooo much weight I looked like another person. My family would say to me, "you look great!", but I felt JUST terrible. And then I went off of it and regained all this weight and see, I'd given away all my 'fat clothes' and had nothing to wear. So then . . . . I started going to the gym with my friend Rosemary who was trying to get her diabetes under control and her husband and my husband were friends from way, way back and NOW I'll have a bagel every morning (just can't go without my bagel, if I don't have my morning bagel I'm in a rotten mood all day) and the rest of the time I do carbs in MODERATION, see? And I've stayed the same size for six months!
I'm Pilipino. (Like you needed me to tell you). But in case you think that's all there is to me, I love Italian food. Also, Lynard Skynard. I have family in Florida, I'm really thinking about moving to FLA to be close to my family.
This job's ok, but the town sucks.
I fell off a ladder three weeks ago and my back is killing me. My wife is jealous and clingy (or maybe not, maybe that's just an excuse I give to the others who want me to go out to the bars with them and really I don't want to go, but I don't want them to think I'm a middle aged homebody OR maybe it's because I know they just ask to be nice, but I'm older than them and know they really aren't so keen on including me) . . . AND I play guitar and I have a grown son I recently kicked out of the house and I'm not sure if that was the right thing to do.
Also, I give backrubs and flirt and I have a way of speaking to others that make it seem like I'm telling them a secret. I have a funny nickname.
I am fairly new to this job, too. I used to be a CPA. My wife works in another department and she is incredibly hot. I know, it's hard to believe she's my wife. I'm glad to know you've met her because it's a little awkward to work into a conversation that I'm married to this supremely talented, classy, HOT, HOT woman. I'm already so much more comfortable working with you, now that you know this about me.
My son just took a job in Alaska and my father-in-law who is sick with cancer just moved in with us.
I'm crazy, crazy about antiques and will work 200 hours a week EXCEPT during the Flea Market season- see right here? On this calendar? These are the months I CAN'T work but 180 hours a week. You KNOW any other time, I'd work doubles, triples- You KNOW that about me!
I'm married for a second time to a man who is my true-soul mate. We ride Harleys on the weekend and I have a teenage daughter whose book-bag I rifle through shamelessly. My second husband has never had a real birthday party. I'm going to throw him his first real birthday party!
And you are, who? Feel free to jump in when you've worked it out.
