tim!: Things I got from my ancestors and ain't ne'er asked for no how
2009
premature grey hairs – papa


male pattern baldness – who knows


the burden of having the Sun literally rise and set inside of my pants – Grandma (maternal)


a taste for cheap beer and nylons in my mouth – Grandaddy #1


the ability to read the printed word – great Uncle (maternal)


x-ray vision glasses – a gift from my cousin on my number twelve birthday


a sense of doom – that guy who used to stay with us sometimes


the ability to fly – papa (redux)


a keen sense of wit – Pawpaw (aka Grandaddy #2)


fingernails – apparently everyone has these now?

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