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Cootie Girl: We got everything in NY
10.6.2002
Yesterday a friend of mine came to town with her brother from Cleveland to get the last of her stuff out of storage (she used to live in NYC but is now on her way to LA). She has been in Cleveland for the past two months so a bunch of us went out for drinks to catch up and see her off for the last time. We ended up in the west village at this bar that had a booth in the window (excellent for people watching which I love to do). We were there having a good time when I see this group of people I can only describe as drunken college boys walk up to the place. There must have been about six in the lot but only one of them stood out. It must have been the awesome old school green baseball cap he was wearing or the fact that he was walking into the bar with his zipper down. I really don't know why he caught my eye.
He was obviously partying all day and just took a leak outside the bar (actually in front of the store next door). Yes, how classy can you get? He was walking very close to his friend (with his zipper down) and I couldn't help but notice a wet spot on his friends' shirt when he passed me. YES A WET SPOT right in the area where his friend was just up behind him. This means ONE THING the green cap boy peed on his friend. But it gets better. About a half hour later, I see green cap boy sitting across from me in that "man I am really drunk and I need to get my shit together" sort of way. It was only a matter of time before he would either pass out or vomit. I really don't know what happened to his friends at this point but the guy actually picked up his beer bottle and tried to VOMIT into it. Yes, you heard me he tried to vomit into his beer bottle. At that point, my crew and I got up and left because that was just way too nasty to watch. My friend's brother didn't believe me when I said we left because green cap boy was vomiting into his beer bottle. So he went back in to see, came out, and said, "Man you really do have EVERYTING in New York". Yes we do my friend, yes we do.
