Ok so it's that time of the year again. You know summer time, time to get wild and funky and shed all those layers of cloths because sweat is your number one enemy now. But this is not about the heat this post is about a problem I am sure is sweeping the nation (much like the unbalanced dance). I am talking about the ladies who fret over panty lines but end up showing off their taco chips. Let me explain....
I work with men - now not just normal men but men who act like 16 year old boys most of the day. Summer time is the time of year when the boys actually go out to get lunch just to "sight see" the ladies in their summer best. They comment on everything from women's TATAs to their taco chips. What is a taco chip (other than the kind you eat) well it's that little triangle piece of material you find on the back end of a thong. Yeah they really should be calling it a Dorito chip or a nacho chip rather than a taco chip but again I work with 16 (mentally) year old boys.
Now I know the greatest invention (the thong) was made to NOT show panty lines on a lady. But then, is their purpose to show everyone that they are wearing a thong instead? I don't get it. I just wish that women would wise up and just go commando. Forgo undies altogether this way I don't have to be subjected to your panty lines seeing as you still believe you fit into those pants from last year OR your taco chips as you awkwardly bend down to pick something up and your thong pops out to say hi.
I know a few women out there swear by their thongs and that is great but every time I see one out in public I swear it gives ME a wedgie. And do you really need to wear them so high? I mean if you are wearing low ride jeans shouldn't your undergarments sit somewhere below your hips and not up on your waist making it look like you got the most sever wedgie ever. Unless of course you are a masochist and like that sort of thing they please keep your freaky fetishes to yourself.
Let the summer of 2005 be sans underwear! Who's with me?
(BTW I am almost never commando in public. I just really don't want to see another woman's thong - EVER.)
