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							*As in "Welcome to" and where "Gator Country" means "Los Angeles"
							
						 
						
  
							
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	Gator Country: chimpy 
	
	
	
	
  "I was at the zoo once, and we went over to the Primate Center, or as I like to call it, Darwin's play pen, and there was this Chimp, I called him Chimpy.  He had a rock and he was banging it on the plexiglass in this really sweet back-beat rhythm.  I think he wanted my chocolate-dipped banana or something, but I wouldn't give it to him because I didn't want him to stop.  That little monkey was the shit."
  [a true story]
	
	
									
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