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Holy Sh*t!
I'm sorry I have left you alone for so long, my little robot darlings. It has been an eventful week and a half. Let's break it down:
3 Storms of the century
4 tubes of chapstick
1 bottle of nyQuil
2 Guns n' f' n' Roses shows
1 pre-reunion party: attended
1 High School reunion: unattended
127 pairs of boobies viewed
2 old friends reunited
6 virgins lost their innocence
1 tofurkey
If this were a logic problem and you were asked to piece together my pathetic mundane life I might tell you the following:
The boobies and the Guns n Roses show are closely related as are the virgins and the chapstick.
The old friends and the nyQuil have nothing to do with one another.
The tofurkey holds its own and is independent of all other events and items.
Events of pre-reunion party led to the High School reunion being unattended.
Holly's key fits in the blue car's lock and Patty is in the passenger's seat.
Today is the coldest day ever! So, drink some coffee and eat some soup. Wipe your snotty friggin nose and try not to cry so much. The tears are gonna freeze to your face!
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