medium pimping: WHERE THE HELL IS THE MEDIUM PIMP
formerly
'le vie c'est tres droll'
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After returning from Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan and the outer banks of Outer Mongolia the medium pimp is back, aw yeah.
The problem with being out of commission for a while is that eventually it all catches up with you and you are held accountable for your actions! And perhaps most infuriatingly, your inactions! I hate this about being an adult the most.
And what do I like about being an adult the most?
I'm glad you asked. It's a real toss up between the pervasive state of denial of my said adulthood, visiting the 'adult' store in Coucil Bluffs, Iowa and being able to buy liquor legally at the drive-thru liquor store. Hey wait, i could do that when i wasn't an adult.
So the rumours i am espouting are not true, I wasn't world gallavanting, I was merely acquiring a new orifice by producing a show in the 2003 NYC Fringe Festival. (Here's where one would naturally link to a site, but hackers had there way with that shit and acid burned away all the text in twonoses.com. Crazy stuff.)
Anyway, I lived through the experience which was like "Waiting for Guffman" meets "Dante's Inferno". Really though - my what I did on my summer vacation report would be called: "How to Lose All Your Friends and Your Friends' Friends By Asking for One Too Many Favors". But I have to admit, it's real convenient to have a whole new hole to poop through. Believe it.
Now welcome back the medium pimp, people.
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