Monday, November 1, 2004
navel lint: Take Me Out To The Voting Booth
Heyyyy voter voter voter! Suh-wiing voter!
86 years since the Sox won the election. It's insanely overdue.
I think Johnny Damon's mullet brings much to the Sox administration. Manny Ramirez has a batting average that American citizens can really believe in. And fellow North Carolinian Trot Nixon has my support just because if the south is ever going to rise again we have to pull together. And with a name like "Trot", how can he do anything but instill confidence and pride in us all? (maybe not as much as NASCAR driver Dick Trickle, but close)
So get out there and vote for the Sox! Does anyone know if Kerry or Bush won the world series? Not getting much coverage on the news.
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