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I've been in transit for 12 hours and am posting from my phone from Mountain View, California.
Scene: Four Mom Zombies playing bridge at a kitchen table.
Zombie Mother:
As she deals a hand of cards
Auuurgh, Johnny's been spending a great deal of time in the shower lately, I think he's finally masturbating. Auurghh.
Zombie Mom 2:
Hhhhhugh.
Zombie Mom 3:
Auurghhh.
Zombie Mom 4:
Auuugggh. Trump.
Zombie Moms:
Auuugrrrhh.
John
On the floor in the den, watching an ACC basketball game with his friends, head in hands.
Auuuurgh!!
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