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5 questions for November 14th
1. What makes you cringe?
Cringeworthy events.
2. Glass: is it half full or half empty? And if it's half full, what is it half full of? If it's half empty, was it good?
Question 2 is actually 4 questions. My glass is half full of highly flammable, electrically charged, world altering, sweet & dirty, god loves you, low down, bourbon. That, or Irish Whisky.
Do you need me to top it off for you?
Yes, I'd like more.
3. Are you registered to vote?
Yep.
4. If you could be George Bush for an hour, what fun hijinks would you get George into?
I'd have him fire his cabinet and staff and replace them with the combined members of Steely Dan, Jethro Tull, and Mott the Hoople.
5. Is there anything more annoying than politicians running for office? If so, tell me.
The politicians who succeed in getting elected usually do so by exclaiming how annoyed they are with politicians and that they're not actually politicians. This, of course, is not true (they really are!) This is annoying. Politicians should be drafted, and forced to serve their country for little pay, and student loan credits, and extra jail time at Leavenworth if they step out of line.
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