there's a great website for magnets called fridgedoor.com. they have everything cool!! and they ship really quickly and they hand-write "thanks" on the invoice.
anyhoo, i ordered this one magnet for my friend faith (faith, do not read any further!)
it's a road with exit signs and the signs have been changed. this one has "jewish american princesses" for the left hand exit and "shiksa goddesses" on the right hand exit.
the story goes that one night when faith and i were out in nyc, we met these guys who we did not have any interest in and we were trying to get rid of them. so, they FINALLY got the point and left. but not before one said "bye, bitches" and then the other one said "yeah, bye jew bitches". we freaked out. once we stopped laughing we tore outside to kick some ass but they were already gone.
the best part? we aren't jewish and they were.
the other half of the story is that i dated this jewish guy named howie for a bit. yes, i said "howie". and he kept calling me a "meshuganah shiksa". i thought it was cute for about 10 seconds. i think he actually forgot my real name. hmmm.
hence, the magnet.
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